Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Interesting Signs
English Signs in China
IN A BEIJING HOTEL ELEVATOR: The lift is being fixed for next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
IN A SHANGHAI HOTEL ELEVATOR: Please leave your values at the front desk.
IN A HANGZHOU HOTEL: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
IN A JILIN HOTEL: You are very invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
IN A WUXI DRY CLEANER: Please drop your trousers here for best results.
OUTSDIE A TIANJIN CLOTHING SHOP: Order your summer suits quick. Because of big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
IN A XIAN TAILOR SHOP: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
IN A HANGZHOU ZOO: Please do not feed animals. If you have suitable food give it to the guard on duty.
HAINAN AIRLINE TICKET OFFICE: We take your bags and send them to all directions.
Odd signs from England
IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs
IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER’S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car
NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.
MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons
ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work)
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